DD Pressed
when you’re messaging a person and they seem depressed and only types ‘no’ or ‘wow’
person 1: hey how you doing?
person 2 : wow
person 1: what did you lose all your money? or did your owl escape?
person 2 : no
person 1 : dd pressed
person 2 : wow no
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