DDCSS
acronym
disappointing downgraded confused situation syndrome
1) pertains to a woman who has the profession of extracting horse sperm and goes home to have s-x with her boyfriend or husband. it can only be self diagnosed and the only cure is to film her s-xual act and posted on the internet.
2) pertains to a man who considers having sloppy seconds with an extremely hot woman after a man that has a bigger p-n-s had her first.
3) when a couple is having s-xual intercourse and one announces to the other right before your -rg-sm that they have an std.
jenna: penny, i have a problem.
penny: what is it?
jenna: ddcss.
penny: what’s the situation?
jenna: i need my horse so bad, johnny isn’t cutting it.
penny: it’s okay jenna, i’ll go get my camera and we’ll pay mr. ed a visit.
when i was scr-w-ng jenna after robbie did her and was about to come, she screamed that her horse mr. ed gave her herpes. i had ddcss at the moment because i didn’t know either to bust my load or go call my doctor immediately.
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