DDD (Day Drunk Driver)


when you have been day drinking all day and p-ss out in the afternoon, but then by early evening you want to go out again with your friends. then you need a ddd to get you there. the ddd is like a pre-dd.
zack: i can drive tonight! i’m not really gonna drink much. i got to day drink!
mary ann: no zack… you’ve been day drinking all day. i’m not gonna drink tonight either. let me be the ddd (day drunk driver) tonight and i’ll drive your day drunk -ss around.

zack: ok cool! i would 100% get a dui right now even though i haven’t drank since 2 this afternoon. for real!

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