DDD: Designated Drunk Driver
when one friend in a group who is the designated driver for the night, continually manages to get drunk whenever it is their turn
kid 1: who is dd tonight?
kid 2: ramos
kid 1: ramos? d-mn, i better hold back tonight. that kid always becomes a ddd: designated drunk driver
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