de-erect
the act of making an erect p-n-s flaccid or even go inwards, mostly by showing shocking, gross and/or gory pictures or vidoes. this is called the psychic de-erection. a psychic de-erection can actually be caused by basically anything as long as the person looses his erection from the picture, sound, thought, or non-physical influence.
de-erecting a p-n-s can also be performed physically by smacking the gland hard with the palm of ones hand. a myth shown in movies says that this act is usually done by smoking hot nurses. though, it is usually done by either a man or a fatty nurse named ursula.
another myth says that a physical de-erection is very painful, and that is indeed true.
oh my god, last night brad showed me this video called “2 guys 1 horse.” my p-n-s totally de-erected!
that fat chick last night totally gave me a de-erection!
“did you hear that simon went to the doctor last night?”, said rick. jane looked shocked. “how come?”, she said. “he just got a de-erection, no big deal”
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