de farto


okay, you have just farted. don’t make it worse!

stop trying to reproduce the sound with scratching the floor with your shoe or with a fake cough – it is not gonna work.
it is time to accept the betrayal of your own b-tt and move forward.

de farto.
gosh, did you hear that guy at the library?!
-yeah! i doubted first it was him, but when he started to fake cough, i knew it was him!
…”de farto”

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