de-poof


the act of applying one of several methodologies to combat the diabolical phenomenon of frizzy or poofy hair. most commonly found among women with naturally thick, curly or wavy hair. sometimes linked with other dreaded hair conditions such as hat hair, bed hair, and salon hair.
i’ll be done in a few minutes, just let me de-poof my hair first!

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