Dead Animal Pickup
when a woman goes out on a blind date, this is the number that she gives her date if he is a total bore.
also a phone number to call when you see a dead animal lying in the middle of the street.
rufus: hey mandy, baby…you are so hot!!! may i have your phone number?
mandy: um…sure, here it is (as she gives him the number for dead animal pickup instead)
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