dead baby
1) a baby that is lacking life
2) a meal (preferably brunch)
3) a s-x toy
1) wow, look at that dead baby
2) guy 1: im starved
guy 2: want some ribs?
guy 1: too early…how about a dead baby?
3) last night was long. my roommates had a dead baby.
a baby that is no longer living, possibly murdered.
whats 18 inches long and makes women scream all night long? a dead baby!
a series of disturbing jokes comparing things to dead babies.
q: what is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari.
a: i don’t have a ferrari in my garage.
the target of one of the greatest types of jokes ever made
what’s the difference between a dead baby and a cadillac? i don’t have a cadillac in my garage!
ill luck, mishaps, bad circ-mstances.
after the boat started taking in water, they knew it was all dead babies from here on out.
1.baby that is not living.
2.sensitive subject for c-nts.
3.great. insert anytime, any place.
4.fun for all.
you want the dead baby? you can’t handle the dead baby!!!
1. a comedy goldmine.
2. a nutritious source of protein and b-vitamins.
3. great s-x toys.
1. q. what’s the difference between a dead baby and a cheeseburger?
a. you don’t have s-x with a cheeseburger before you eat it.
2. q. how do you make a dead baby float?
a. two scoops of ice cream, one scoop of dead babies.
or
a. take your foot off it’s head.
3. q. what’s worse than waking up and finding a dead baby on your pillow?
a. realizing you were drunk and had s-x with it the night before.
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