dead-birder
a socially awkward person who tries to impress pretty office girls by giving them useless trinkets. most often done anonymously. similar to how some pets might leave dead animals on the house steps.
the office dead-birder was so enamored by the new intern, he left an old dusty can koozie on her chair that he won at the company picnic 5 years ago.
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