Dead Cat Dirty
dead cat dirty is when your place of residence is in such a state of disarray from obsessive h–rding and/or pure lazines, and so vile that beneath the foul debris, one is certain to find a dead cat. the presence of a dead cat does not rely on whether or not the homeowners actually own or owned a cat. once a certain degree of filth is reached, a rotten, decomposed cat carc-ss instantly appears. it is still under investigation exactly how the bizarre carc-sses appear, and where they come from.
girl 1: i went to javier’s house last night for some c-cking and locking, but to my dismay, his apartment was dcd! i immediately got as dry as a nun’s c-nt.
girl 2: what’s dcd?
girl 1: dead cat dirty.
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