Dead Dove Moment
a reference to arrested development
when the t-tle or description of a situation, video, location, or anything tells you exactly what to expect but still, you’re surprised even though you definitely should have seen it coming.
michael opens the refrigerator and sees a paper bag with “dead dove do not eat” written on it. he opens the bag anyway and, there is, in fact, a dead dove inside and he says to himself, “i don’t know what i expected.”
michael just had a dead dove moment
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