Dead face


being so bored that your face is that of a dead person.
man, i was dead faced at the meeting today!!!!
the condition someone’s face takes on when you are telling them a story and they stop responding. usually marked by fixed eyes closed mouth and no eyebrow movement. sometimes followed by them walking away in the middle of the story.
i was talking to jen about going on date and she gave me total deadface.

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