Dead Fish Handshake
the ultimate faux pas in handshaking criteria. when you shakes another person’s hand, it feels as if you are holding a dead fish.
john: “did you meet anthony yet?”
david: “yeah, notice that p-ssy -ss dead fish handshake of his?”
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