Dead Fuck
pn. a girl who does nothing the whole time while having s-x (ex. moan,move,etc….)
dude: so how’d it go last night with you and that chick ?
dude2: she was a dead f-ck.
when proceeding to have s-xual intercourse with the opposite s-x, your partner appears to die. foreplay can be very active and p-ssionate, but once the p-n-s is inserted into the women she becomes incapacitated.
“that was the worst s-x of my life, that girl was a dead f-ck”
“kim is a dead f-ck”
“i was unsuccessful at bringing her back to life, sally is a dead f-ck”
a girl who wants everything done to her in bed, who barely even moans, and acts like you are doing something ingnorant to her mother instead of her. she hates doing anything different or out of the ordinary and you might as well forget about swallowing, that is a whole other definition entirely.
you don’t want no piece of that girl jimmy, she’s a df a deadf-ck.
when having s-x with a female, she preceeds to lay there motionless and just stare you in the eyes. no emotion whatsoever. doesn’t appear to be interested in the physical happenings of the moment. alive, but resembling a dead body by her lack of movement.
heather white was the gnarliest dead f-ck i ever had, she never moved or got into it.
to have f-ck with some c-nt who’s already dead, f-ck f-ck f-ckin gross.
pam deadf-cked david dixon after david choked on mayo pizza and died.
kim kozy is a dead f-ck
everyone says kim is a dead f-ck
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