Kappa Alpha Shh
used in reference to a fraternity boy who secretly enjoys man-on-man action.
kappa alpha shhs are hard to spot because a) in person they display cl-ssic frat boy good looks and cl-ssic, drunken frat boy behavior, and b) online, they either have no pics or a pic of them snapped at a party, beer in one hand, the other making a feeling fist, with their face cut out mask their ident-ty.
j: dude, these totally hot guys just moved in next door.
t: kappa alpha shh?
j: d-mn, i hope so!
or…
t: what’s with the smile?
j: just got some awesome head in the library bas-m-nt bathroom.
t: kappa alpha shh?
j: yeah, poor guy. but man can he slob!
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