dead guy duties
duties which are performed whilst in the dog house.
nacho: ok… maybe i am not meant for these duties. cooking duty. dead guy duty. maybe it’s time for me to get a better duty!
jennifer: hey, you are home all day, do your dead guy duties
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- Dead Seastar
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