dead kitty snowboarding
perhaps the largest growing sport in the world. quite self explanatory actually. it’s similar to downhill snowboarding but kitties are used instead of snowboards. plus you get 5 seconds shaved off your official finishing time for every extra kitty you happen to kill along your way to the finish line. unfortunately peta had to be the hormonal b-tches that they are and keep it out of the vancouver winter olympics.
random guy: are you up for some dead kitty snowboarding?
me: sure. just let me go grab a kitty and punt it in the wood chipper real quick. i’m running low on kitties. i wonder why…………..
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