Dead Lefty
when a right handed man places his left hand under his own -ss, sitting on the hand until completely numb, then uses said hand for masturbatory purposes.
synonymous with a left handed stranger, yet a beast all its own.
since i haven’t been laid in a while, i figured, f-ck it i’ll give myself a dead lefty.
i gave myself a dead lefty last night.
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