dead lie
when one person lies so bad that you can see straight through it. in other words, a lie that you know for certain that isn’t true. a non-formal term.
“maxwell went out for dinner last night alone, y’know.”
“yeah, right. that’s a dead lie. i saw him with janet.”
get a mug for your friend beatrix.
a picture taken of yourself at a funeral, preferably next to the deceased, that is planned to be shared via social media. the deadlie snapper recapture an audience that really doesn’t care about them. it is the ultimate selfie
i snapped a selfie with joan rivers once however i only wish i had the chance to get a deadlie with her at her funeral.
get a mug for your mama zora.
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