Dead Load


1. someone who is unable to move to do absolutely anything at all.

2. someone who is a number 11 on the drunk scale (drunk scale from 0-10)
h-ll no i won’t move (even to…eat, watch beyonce, smoke) i am a dead load.

did you see that girl p-ssed out in the broken hammock in the front yard, she is a dead load!!!!!!

i am a dead load.

dead load.

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