dead man talking
statement, usually stupid, sarcastic, and/or indicative to a s-xually moronic male who uses cheap shots to incite feminine ire. word play on “dead man walking”, i.e., referencing the near-status of said tried, convicted, and soon-to-be-dead male. if said male wished to live, he best stfu.
guy: (come-on line)soooo…ya hear that new blonde joke with the…
girl: (interrupting): (yells): dead man talking!
(all other women in the room lean out or off of their cubicles/worksp-ces/barstools with a deathglare on their faces)
guy: nevermind.
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