Dead Man’s Dumpster Diving
dmdd – dead man’s dumpster diving
my next neighbor died a few weeks ago, so workers are cleaning out his house, throwing a lot of good stuff into a dumpster in his driveway. i’ve been making numerous clandestine (so my wife doesn’t know) dead man’s dumpster diving visits to get some nice things out of the dumpster.
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