Dead Parrot Defense
when a lie or excuses is so blatantly ridiculous and unbelievable, the defendant has no choice but to stick to his/her absurd defense, disregarding all possible logic/laws of physics/obvious contradictions. taken from the monty python dead parrot sketch in which a shop owner insists a clearly dead parrot is alive.
tim got caught cheating on his girlfriend, but stuck to a dead parrot defense of she was an out of work actress and he was helping her with simulated s-x scenes
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