dead penis
noun:
a term used for some poor son of a b-tch who finds out that his really hot girlfriend he has been showing off to his friends and family for the last 3 months is in fact a sh-m-l-.
verb:
dead p-n-sing
a guy who decides to screw his ‘girlfriend’ anyway after finding out she is in fact a sh-m-l- because he realizes that his whole f-cking life is over anyway and he might as well get what he can. usually followed by self castration while listening to some really sh-tty emo music.
hey, what happened to wally?
hey man, leave him alone…he’s just a dead p-n-s now.
poor b-st-rd! by the blood coming from his groinal area, seems like he did some dead p-n-sing.
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