dead text
a text that is recieved too long after is sent so you are no longer obligated to reply to it.
i recieved a message from my friend the morning after it was sent asking if i was still up, so i decided not to reply because it was a dead text.
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a text that has nothing you can reply to or ends a conversation.
guy 1: wats up
guy 2: nothin. u?
guy 1: nothin
guy 2: cool
guy 1: ok
guy 2: dude thats a dead text
a text received so late that its subject matter is void.
i got john’s text about the homework questions too late – by the time i responded, the -ssignment was already due.
turned on my phone after finally recharging it and now have a bunch of dead texts flooding my inbox.
receiving absolutely no response after texting a girl you met for the first time earlier in the week, even if you felt like there was a good connection between the two of you
1.
his text:
hey cindy, i had fun hanging out last night, i’m gonna have a little cook out with some friends tonight, what are you up to?
her text:_________________________
2.
his text:
hi sh-lley you definitely broke it down on that dance floor on friday, did you take cl-sses for those moves?
her text:_________________________
3.
scenario with friend
friend: did you ever get in touch with that cutie you hung out with all night?
you: well i send her a text yesterday…
friend: …and?
you: nothing! no response!
friend: d-mn dude, i can’t believe you got dead texted after that.
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