dead wind
a nautical term for wind directly opposing the ship’s path
it may take longer to reach our destination than we expected due to some dead wind slowing our sailing.
Read Also:
- Dumpster Fudge
a homeless person’s fecal discharge that is later found by an un-ssuming secondary party in a trash receptacle. friend 1: “try that fudge. it’s good, but i didn’t expect the corn and peanuts to go well together.” friend 2: “no way, man. i’m not trying dumpster fudge ever again.”
- Nelerz
the yellowest most plaquey teeth you ever seen. d-mn look at them nelerz! example: @bbynela
- faggitch
f-ggitch is f-ggot -ss b-tch for short; a f-ggot who acts like a b-tch aviral was one real f-ggitch. he sucked his own daughter’s v-g-n- and ran away.
- photo camera
an item used to take pictures, but that also is a camera ay girl, can i take a nude of you with my… photo camera?
- organic panic
when a douchy, moccasin wearing, cool bearded hipster dude and his equally douchy girlfriend named kale, who breastfeeds a baby that’s not hers, can’t find an organic product at the supermarket and they go apesh-t. trader joe’s at night, probably on earth day. douchy female breastfeeding baby that’s not hers: (flabbergasted) “what the f-ck? where’s […]