dead

britney spear’s career
wow britney spears sucks
something that is no longer living and can now be kicked.
yep it’s dead!
-kicks it-
1. to no longer live (like…no pulse)

2. to be really boring

3. to be in serious trouble
1. my dog is dead, i hope he went to doggy heaven

2. this party is dead, i’m going home

3. my mom caught me having s-x, i’m dead
when you’re p-ssed the point of something being hilariously funny; when you’ve laughed as hard as you possibly can. often expressed online by putting an asterisk (-) in front of and behind the word itself.
ashley: so i went out with this guy last night, and we hit it off, but he doesn’t seem to be interested in me other than my clothes and who does my hair.
mary: that boy has more zest than a bag full of lemons.
ashley: -dead-
1) when a party or club is not fun or no longer is fun to be at anymore.
2) what happens when daddy catches you on top of his “little girl”
…what the h-ll is up with these other definitions? we know what the normal term dead means, morons! this is definithing.com not webster’s dictionary!!!
something that forgot how to wake up
mom: “.. oh my god, son.. the president is dead… he was shot by a farmer riding a camel..”
son: “.. oh no.. what’d they do to the farmer?”
mom: “they gave him a time-out for ten minutes and told him not to do it again”
son: “wow they’re getting harsher on punishment these days, we should protest .. and make up some false allegations of police brutality!”
mom: “good idea”
the opposite of street smart.
aw, yeah, that dude’s pretty street smart, ain’t he?

naw, he dead.

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