Deadbabies Feet
when something in a picture takes away the s-xiness or hotness of something else.
referring to the movie “a door in the floor” starring jeff bridges in which the character eddie has to cover up jeff bridges characters dead sons feet in a picture with his wife so he can jack off to her.
the little girl: where are the feet?
jeff bridges: sorry, we show her these pictures a lot, she gets upset if we don’t show her. goodnight eddie.
eddies (internal dialogue that i made up): i wouldn’t have to if your dead babies feet weren’t such a c-ck block! freaking deadbabies feet!
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