deader than Kristen Stewart’s eyes


adjective
something so lifeless or useless (dead) that it out-deads even the lifeless-ness of kristen stewart’s acting. this term first coined by maria walters, aka masala skeptic of skepchick in the post “reclipse: yes, twilight still sucks”
zombies’ brains are deader than kristen stewart’s eyes.

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