deadly smile
1: a smile so ravishing, glamorous, or beautiful, it could kill you.
2: smiling so hard that it hurts.
3: smiling so hard that you feel you are going to die. ex: doing a portrait photo shoot that lasts an hour.
4: a sinister smile that is full of evil. ex: the joker played by jack nicholson as well as in the shining.
5: a smile that is lifeless and lacks happiness despite being a smile.
“jack nicholson gave a deadly smile in the shining.”
“my girlfriend gave the most deadly smile when i showed up with flowers and she was wearing that s-xy black dress. my heart just stopped as i gazed at her beauty.”
“at the end of that 2 hour photo shoot, we had the most deadly smile ever (because it was killing us or because it no longer looked real).”
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