1. a sh-t so excruciatingly m-ssive and voluminous that the sh-ttee blacks out every now and then from straining to pinch it off.
2. the kind of diarrhea that just keeps coming out in a soupy mix of week-old tacos and gastric juices that dehydrates the sh-tter to the point of hallucination.
“jesus christ, did you hear john on the throne last night? he must’ve excreted a deadsh-t-ton because he came out an hour later with a lute telling everyone he was sarah palin.”
defined as the amount of sh-t-tonnage any person can carry at once before they kill themselves. also used to describe the carrying capacity of u.s. naval ships.
“what with his girlfriend cheating on him with his sister, and his wow account being suspended indefinitely, john had a deadsh-t-ton of problems he couldn’t bear.”
a person who has been compromised or proven themselves unreliable, untrustworthy, a liability, and generally useless. someone who has fallen from grace, and is generally ostracized. someone who destroys themselves or others or causes great harm due to acts of stupidity, hubris, vanity, greed or negligence. for example, icarus flew too close to the sun, […]
the use of arguing or nagging tactics for self-pleasure. as a family of two boys head out to maine, one boy had quite a debatio with the mother when he kept asking “are we there yet?” every five seconds.
one who get’s drunk and uses their debit card irresponsibly. i’m such a debitard, i spent $224 buying everybody in mcdonald’s their meal because i didn’t want to wait in line.
- DECA dance
a dance which takes place most commonly at a deca state, regional or national conference. the girl to guy ratio is usually something like 3:1 at a state compet-tion, and most of the guys are ugly unless you go to a good conference. they are mostly awesome dances, and at the (inter)national conferences the attendance […]
opposite to controlled det. a failure of a planned controlled detonation due to an enravished climax when banging and not using a jimmy hat. may cause pregnancy. wild, out of control. best metal band in serbia and perhaps the whole universe. -sh-t man, no rubbers yesterday and had a decontrolled with lizzie. first time i’ll […]