deadward


what the popular sparkling vampire of the twilight series should really be referred to as.
edward cullen is a vampire. vampires are dead. dead + edward = deadward.
deadliest way of karate chopping a “n-gg-h” on the back of neck causing him to -j-c-l-t- out of his -ss and vomit out of his p-n-s.
ill deadward his dark -ss

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