deaf head
when you are getting head from a deaf girl and she asked you not to c-m in her mouth. you’re about to blow so you tell her but she cant hear, she p-ssed. she yells, to the best of her ability, tap me on the head next time!!
i got the best head last night, she didn’t hear as usual so i deaf headed all in her mouth. whoops.
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