Deaf Lemon
to swear or curse in a situation where it is not appropriate.
named after the band called deaf lemon who famously swore on stage in front of an audience of 10,000 children and families and caused great offence .
interviewer: so why do you think you would be good in this position.
bob: cos i’m f-cking awesome at this kind of sh-t.
sandy: how did the interview go bob?
bob: it was going great until i pulled out a deaf lemon.
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