deagle


a shortened word for desert eagle – manufactured by imi (israeli military industries.) it can be chambered for the .357 magnum, .44mag, .440cor-bon, or .50 action express. although many people believe the .50ae is the best, the .440corbon is better overall because of its range, stopping power, and clip size.

the deagle operates through a gas blowback system that throws the bolt back to eject the sh-ll and load a new one. although many think it has a tremendous kick, they would be wrong. the kick of a de loaded with a .357 is said to be similar to a .22, and although a .50 is a lot more power, it is still manageable. the de was originally chambered for the .357 round back in 1983.

the de exists today more as a target gun and a show piece then an actual law enforcement weapon, a more suitable choice for law enforcement would be the imi jericho. the jericho is chambered in both the 9mm round and the 40 s&w, the only exemption being the 941fs, which can also be chambered for the .45acp round.
uh-oh
what?
either my nieghbor is watching the matrix with the sound cranked, or someone is firing a deagle!
the killing of a good joke with a sh-t, unfunny input. named after a friend bless him for his frequent deagling ways.

a short history of the deagle

the term was originally created as nickname. it soon became apparent that deagles forte was the ability to make the most hilarious joke, a cringe worthy moment. one night, when the lads were round, deagle lived up to his reputation time and time again. and so it became necessary to invent a term for these embarr-ssing moments. the term was used that night and it has stuck ever since. there have been some adaptations such as pointing the gun at a suspected deagler.
dude you were on a roll with those jokes, but then you had to f-cking deagle.

in practise:
tom: your mommas so old, when watchig jur-ssic park she mumbled, ‘ahh the good old days’

dave: your mommas so fat because she ate loads…..

tom: erm………… deagle
deagle- the killing of a joke by an unfunny or boring joke, can also be used for taking a joke to far when the time has ended. can also be signified by pointing fingers in a gun like pose at suspected deagler’s.
1.”why did the chicken cross the road, to get to the other side”

2. but what if he fancied a walk??

1. deagle!!!!!

2. 🙁
shorthand for desert eagle, a sidearm produced by israel military industry. this pistol come in .357, .44, and .50 ae magnum rounds, it can also be fitted with a 10 inch barrel as opposed to the 6 inch stock barrel.
deagles are huge, im gonna go use a .45
desert eagle .50 calibur magnum handgun
ludacris – sat-rday (oooh! oooh!)

“keep a d’eagle with an extra clip”
shortened name for the imi/magnum research desert eagle, a powerhouse of a handgun, chambered for either .357 or .50ae.

counterstrike gamers call the desert eagle “deagle”.
“i wanna buy a deagle. ^_^ but imagine if i shot the d-mn thing; my hand would probably come off! lol ”
desert eagle
you got pwned by my deagle!!

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