deaked
when one gets soooo hammered he or she falls asleep in a bizarre place (on toilet, in bathtub, on roof) and then proceeds to defecate while still asleep.
bro1: thomas is absolutely destroyed right now.
bro2: yeah man he’s gaboed.
bro3: no. he hasnt gone to the hospital yet. but he does smell like he shat himself.
bro1: yeah man he got deaked.
a state of mind where the brain can no longer process the quant-ty of alcohol imbibed, so it to forces the body to simultaneously sh-t and vomit in a pitiful attempt to get rid of said alcohol; hopefully at this point the subject has already found the toilet and is resting beside it. in extreme cases can lead to getting gaboed
arf: yo why does your bed smell so bad?
thomas: bro i don’t know what you’re talking about, i blacked out after my first game of pong. i don’t even know how i got home.
arf: oh sh-t theres a trail of vomit and sh-t from the bathroom to your bed
thomas: f-ck i think i deaked myself… again
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