Deal the cards
while a b-tch cups and holds your n-ts-ck with her left hand, she strokes your shaft with her right hand – similar in style to a poker dealer “dealing the cards” to individuals at a texas hold ’em poker table.
if you have no woman, you may also “deal the cards” to yourself while watching p-rn and drinking hamm’s light.
i spent $150 on that date so expected at least a bl-w j-b, but it was a first date so she was only willing to “deal the cards”.
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