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a verbal expression denoting that fate cannot be changed.

“hey mike did you sleep with that lauren chick?”

“yeah, why?”

“you know she has herpes, right?”

“no way, g-dd-mn-it! i knew some-sh-t like this…”

“haha! deal. you really dealt. let me take this time to chuckle to myself because you probably will be dealing for the rest of your insignificant f-cking life with disfigured genitalia. why don’t you call the f-cking whambulance while your at it you f-cking douche? do you smell that?”

“huh?”

“it smells like p-ssy, f-ck-face. and you know what, i don’t give a flying f-ck what the f-ck happens to you because your a flat out utter c-nt. deal b-tch!”

“thanks for the support, bro.”
in air traffic control , when two planes get too close together.
f-ck , did you hear jason just had a deal working the departures ?
problem, obsession, or thing
what’s your deal?

what’s the deal with vampires?

so, this is your deal, huh?
the act of accepting the way things are.
“waaah! avril is making music!”
“deal.”
hooking up with someone of your interest.
also can be the process of getting with someone.
yo dude, get deals with jen, she’s a babe!
1) an agreement.

2) to give out cards to each player in a card game.

3) problem.
1) they made a deal not to tell anybody about the board game results.

2) gretchen was dealt a horrible hand, but she didn’t fold, hoping to bluff others into giving up.

3) what’s leomard’s deal? he won’t even speak to me!
the act of securing s-xual intercourse from a willing partner.
“i tell you what fella, it just took me a mere 15 minutes to lock down that deal. quality.”