Dealiology
dealiology was created by the likes of austin heath, a local musician from buffalo, ny. with a bit of imagination, austin created a religion for fellow musician and friend, alex deal. this, however, started as a joke, but has sophisticated itself into this religion:
“i believe wholeheartedly in the power of the deity of eighties metal, alex deal, and that the effects of this power may make ordinary men saints of a low moral style. all the impossible is possible when you believe!” ~austin heath
when other religions may confuse, offend, or fail you, dealiology will always deliver!
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