dear blank please blank

a popular website that accepts submissions by the general population in the form of a letter starting with “dear……”

“please…….” ending in “sincerly…..”. often a humurous or cynical comment on popular cuture or current events. incourages procrastination.
i was on “dear blank please blank” the other day and i read the funniest thing…..
dear g-d,
we could have sworn you said the ark left at 5….
sincerly, unicorns

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