Dear FAIL Blog
as if you were writing a letter about a terrible fail that just happened to failblog.org.
similar to saying “dear penthouse forum…” after something very s-xy had just occurred, like sleeping with two unbelievable girls at one time.
man 1: “dude, this six hour trip to see ozzfest was totally wicked and f-cked up cause it took so long, but we are finally here bro! hey, get out the tickets, the ticket taker is right over there.”
man 2: -checks pockets- “dear fail blog…”
man 1: “you son of a b-tch!”
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