Dear Jane’d


to get rid of a girl who refuses to break up with you by making her perform more and more heinous and utterly disgusting s-xual acts, ultimately causing her to utter the phrase “you’re using meeee”! consequently, she initiates the break up, never to be heard from again.
i dear jane’d that clingy b-tch by nutt smothering her while ramming a popsicle up her -ss.

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