Death by 1000 meetings
as the modern form of an ancient torture, death by 1000 meetings is defined as the annihilation of a project, action or ultimately a person due to time wasted in having to attend a seemingly infinite amount of non-productive meetings.
this is in direct correlation to the mathematical theory which states work = 1 / meetings, as the amount of meetings increases, the amount of tangible work gets divided to oblivion.
bob: what happened to the billion dollar r&d project that joe was working on?
mary: death by 1000 meetings
rick: hey i thought you were working on that perpetual motion machine, why hasn’t anything progressed in the last 3 years?
jason: death by 1000 meetings
mark: did you hear about the case of fiscal insolvency of a city over in california?
ann: sure did, yet another case of death by 1000 meetings!
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