Death By Bear
death by c-mplosion from a bear.
these are called h-rny bears. they sneak in your house at night and take you in your sleep.
if you dont die from the sheer m-ss of fur on you, or the 18-20 inch bear d-ck in you, the c-mplosion will surely kill you.
38 reported cases 0 survivors.
person 1: hey what happend at the jeffersons?
person 2: oh god a group of h-rny bears snuck in, and well… lets just say they didnt go out looking pretty.
person 1: oh god, death by bear is never a way to go out.
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