death by chocolate


when two black guys are having s-x, and suddenly one of them dies.
jamal died last night, the cops be sayin it was death by chocolate!
when a 400 pound black women sits on your face. or possibly one of less weight..but equal fattness.
csi scenario:

cop 1: the deceased..
cop 2: verdict?
cop 1: death by chocolate..
cop 2: have we got a murder weapon?
cop 1: no, i believe its still attached to the suspect
the sickness you get after eating too much chocolate.

“ugh, next halloween i’ll sp-ce out the raveging of my loot. i’m having death by chocolate.”
sh-tting in a woman’s mouth and then going into the act of sticking your d-ck down her throat until she chokes on your chocolate and dies.
i totally gave my girlfriend death by chocolate when i figured out she was cheating on me.

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