death escape
when you very nearly get away from something or someone that would have killed you.
chica: “my brother heard this loud bomb last night outside our house so he grabbed his shotgun and started down the driveway to see who it was.”
duder 1: “are you serious? oh my g-d! that was us. it was a pop bottle bomb. we were just messing with you.”
duder 2: “holy sh-t dude would he have shot us?”
duder 1: “probably! that was one h-ll of a death escape.”
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