DEATH LAUNCH


when your drunk and you send an embarr-ssing text to your girlfriend/boyfriend and he/she remembers but you dont.
girl: he went out with his mates last night.

friend: oh right what happened?

girl: he sent me a death launch!!

friend: how bad was it?

girl: bad, but at least he wont remember!!!

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