Death Metal Daddy


a very attractive male in a metal band who you wish to father your children because he is just so genetically gifted and talented. typically sporting luscious long locks, the kind you want to brush and braid for all eternity.
just look at the way he flips his magical hair while he plays his guitar, he’s just so beautiful, i wish he would be my death metal daddy.

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