Death Sludge


the sludge formed inside a tim horton’s cup or in the case of parties, a cut-in-half pop bottle containing any combination of the following: water, coffee, spit, lung b-tter, dirt, ash, cigerette b-tts, beer. the contents, combined form a soil-like sludge emitting an awful stench. time to change when all liquid has been soaked up by cigerette filters and the b-tts continue to burn once in side the cup. a short term fix is to spit on the individual b-tts. warning this may induce gagging or vomitting. do not inhale any air while attempting.
kev: time to open the garage door and air out this stink.

c: don’t look directly into the cup.

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